Horoscopes: June 7, 2016
Cancer 6/21-7/22 July is here, and that means it is the last full month of summer break. No more waking up late or playing videogames all day. Have fun paying […]
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Taurus 4/20 – 5/20 You finished your finals before dead week was even over. Do your best not to distract the friends who do still have hell week ahead. Gemini […]
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Aries 3/21 – 4/19 You will have an opportunity for intergalactic hitchhiking this week so don’t forget your towel.
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Aries 3/21 – 4/19 In order to save money for next month’s rent, walk to class everyday this week and take that attempt at home cooked meals you’ve been pondering. […]
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Aquarius 1/20 – 2/18 Sunshine in Moscow is like a rare gem these days. So take time to go outside and soak it in when it shines.
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Aquarius 1/20 – 2/18 Be an anti-Cupid this year. Go around with a Nerf blaster toy bow-and-arrow and shoot all the couples who publically adore each other. Just don’t get […]
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Aquarius 1/20 – 2/18 A new semester brings old annoyances, such as pilfered parking spaces. A pro-tip for vengeful pedestrians: freshly snapped windshield wipers make a decent walking stick.
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Capricorn 12/22 – 1/19 Sleeping in ‘til 3 p.m. may sound like a good idea on the weekend, but you will regret it come Monday, during your 8 a.m. class.