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Cancer 6/22 – 7/22 Walking to the beat of your own drum is great, but dancing to it is even better. Grab the drum and hit the streets. I’m sure […]
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Gemini 5/21 – 6/21 You’re living in a whole new world. Keep your eyes open for diamonds in the rough.
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Gemini 5/21 – 6/21 Although social plans are likely to fall through, that works to your advantage. All you want to do now is shut the door, grab the chips […]
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brie capshaw–rawr… Taurus 4/20-5/20 It’s been hard to keep that long-distance relationship going all year, but you did it and in one weeks’ time it will all have been worth […]
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Taurus 4/20 – 5/20 That stuff you ate had a rocky relationship with another organism. Prepare yourself.
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Taurus 4/20 – 5/20 Finding your other shoe wouldn’t be so difficult if you had cleaned your — wait, was that a shoe on the roof? Better check that out.
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Aries 3/21 – 4/19 If you feel like you’re wandering around aimlessly in life, try something drastic. When looking down doesn’t work, look up.
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Aries 3/21 – 4/19 Spring will be here at the same time as graduation, unless you live in Moscow. Sorry about your bad luck.
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Aries 3/21 – 4/19 Trouble could leap at you any moment–invest in some protection. Lighters and hairspray are cheap and useful, and squirrel fur is highly flammable.
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Pisces 2/19 – 3/20 Your horoscope sign is a fish, so take that to heart. This summer, make it your goal to swim somewhere exotic. Or at least learn how […]