Tag: horoscopes

Libra 9/23 – 10/22  Take the fifth word from Sagittarius, the 10th word in the first sentence from Leo, the 12th word minus -ful from Virgo, the third word from […]

Libra 9/23 – 10/22  Does your grandmother still bake you your favorite cookies and knit you warm sweaters with love in every stitch? It may seem embarrassing now that you’re […]

Libra 9/23 – 10/22  Yes, it’s getting cold outside. No, don’t pull out the Uggs.

Virgo 8/23 – 9/22 There are too many freshmen, too much homework, not enough sleep. You deserve a lollipop. 

Virgo 8/23 – 9/22 There is such a thing as “too organized.” Relax and enjoy the weekend. Clean the house later.

Virgo 8/23 – 9/22 Flow with the energy of the universe this week to smoothen your transition into the fall. Failing that, drink a lot of coffee. It will make […]

Leo 7/23 – 8/22 Ain’t no river wide enough, ain’t no valley low enough, ain’t no mountain high enough to keep you from breaking the law this week.

Aries March 21 – April 19 There’s only room for one horseman and everyone knows you have the rabbit’s watch. Give it back before the queen offs you at the […]