Horoscopes
Gemini 5/21-6/20 Congratulations, your life is perfect at the moment. Hug everyone you see so your luck rubs off on others.
Gemini 5/21-6/20 Congratulations, your life is perfect at the moment. Hug everyone you see so your luck rubs off on others.
Gemini (May 21 – June 20) Your life has been a mess. Now is the time to start dating a janitor to clean yourself up.
Scorpio 10/23-11/21 Your Halloween is going to suck. Looks like it’s going to be a cold one, which means you’re going to freeze.
Libra 9/23-10/22 Procrastination is one of your biggest flaws. You wait until last minute on your assignments and tasks, because you can and know you can. Well, this year will […]
Capricorn 12/22-1/19 Have you smelled your bathroom lately? Your mom won’t clean it for you, so snap on some rubber gloves and get scrubbing.
Virgo 8/23 – 9/22 Change is good. Freshen up your daily Tumblr routine with a splash of Pinterest, a pinch of Tapiture and maybe some Pandora. Or you can just […]
Cancer 6/22 – 7/22 Go to the library and pick out a book this week. You could use some literary entertainment.
Cancer 6/21 – 7/22 Summer tends to get boring after a couple weeks of free time, fill that time by making future plans to travel abroad.
Gemini — 5/21 – 6/20 You will get some bad news this week. When you do, remember that ice cream and time heal all wounds.