Horoscopes
Capricorn 12/22-1/19 Have you smelled your bathroom lately? Your mom won’t clean it for you, so snap on some rubber gloves and get scrubbing.
Capricorn 12/22-1/19 Have you smelled your bathroom lately? Your mom won’t clean it for you, so snap on some rubber gloves and get scrubbing.
Virgo 8/23 – 9/22 Change is good. Freshen up your daily Tumblr routine with a splash of Pinterest, a pinch of Tapiture and maybe some Pandora. Or you can just […]
Cancer 6/22 – 7/22 Go to the library and pick out a book this week. You could use some literary entertainment.
Cancer 6/21 – 7/22 Summer tends to get boring after a couple weeks of free time, fill that time by making future plans to travel abroad.
Gemini — 5/21 – 6/20 You will get some bad news this week. When you do, remember that ice cream and time heal all wounds.
Gemini — 5/21 – 6/20 Take some time to do what YOU want. Sit in the dark watching all six Star Wars films in a row if you want. Go […]
Aries 3/21 – 4/19 You are always getting into things. Things you shouldn’t be in. Be more cautious. Nine lives go fast when you’re careless and don’t watch out for […]
Capricorn 12/22 – 1/19 Sleeping in ‘til 3 p.m. may sound like a good idea on the weekend, but you will regret it come Monday, during your 8 a.m. class.
Scorpio 10/23 – 11/21 We all know you’ve been listening to T-swizzle nonstop. Give it a rest — you’re still not getting back together. Ever, ever, ever.
Scorpio 10/23 – 11/21 Thanksgiving vacation is almost here. If only you could stop day-dreaming about gravy and pie.