Horoscopes: Nov. 5, 2015

Scorpio 10/23-11/21 Schoolwork has been hard to understand lately, almost like a foreign language. Which should serve to remind you – Spanish would be easier if you actually went to […]

Horoscopes: Oct. 30

Scorpio 10/23-11/21 This Halloween, you are destined for greatness. And by greatness I mean you”ll find yourself hanging around the snack table at the party you attend. Sagittarius 11/22-12/21 Blasting […]

Horoscopes: Oct. 22

Libra 9/23-10/22 It”s the end of your month. Look back and see how much time you wasted partying for your birthday. Hopefully you can pull that midterm grade up, Libra. […]

Horoscopes: Oct. 16

Libra 9/23-10/22 The love of your life is in Moscow this week. Moscow, Russia, that is … So, book a redeye and get a move on. Scorpio 10/23-11/21 If you […]

Horoscopes: Oct. 8

Libra 9/23-10/22 Fear is your enemy and you must slice it down. Whether it be heights, spiders, horror movies or talking to people, go out of your way to face […]

Horoscopes – Oct. 2

Virgo 8/23 – 9/22 –  Feeling more stressed out than usual? The pressure of the school year is probably starting to get to you. Take five minutes to put the […]

Horoscopes – Sept. 25

Libra 9/23-10/22 Not sure if you want to upgrade to the newest iPhone 6s? Take a good look  at your bank account and consider if you really want it to […]

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Horoscopes: 9/18

Virgo 8/23-9/22 – You are bound to inspire others through your  upcoming appearances on billboards in the region. Whether or not  these billboards are for the meth project, I cannot […]

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horoscopes 9.11.15

Virgo 8/23-9/22 This is your week to shine Virgo. Seriously though, the sun tan you worked so hard on this summer is faded away and you look almost clear in […]

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Horoscopes – Sept. 4

Virgo 8/23-9/22 – You”ll get to know Moscow better this week. This is the silver lining, considering your car will break down on the outskirts of town and you”ll be […]