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Aries 3/21 – 4/19  Your new culinary perfection? Two marshmallow Peeps in the microwave on high for 12 seconds. No more, no less.

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Aquarius 1/20 – 2/18  Be an anti-Cupid this year. Go around with a Nerf blaster toy bow-and-arrow and shoot all the couples who publically adore each other. Just don’t get […]

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Capricorn 12/22 – 1/19  Sleeping in ‘til 3 p.m. may sound like a good idea on the weekend, but you will regret it come Monday, during your 8 a.m. class.