Selling honor
A sales pitch for overachieving college students Are you an overachieving student? Do you fear that near perfect grades and hard work will get you nowhere in life? Then I have […]
A sales pitch for overachieving college students Are you an overachieving student? Do you fear that near perfect grades and hard work will get you nowhere in life? Then I have […]
The warmth of the pumpkin spice latte reminded Elsa of everything she loved about fall. Two hours to kill before Biology, so she decided to meander along to the Arboretum […]
UI must improve campus eating options Pretty much all college students are locked in a mortal conflict with food. College food is either too expensive, too fattening or just takes […]
For the 2013 Finals Fest, Macklemore and Ryan Lewis rocked the Kibbie Dome with their song “Thrift Shop” to all of the adoring Vandals in attendance. The song, which reached […]
Virgo 8/23-9/22 Take time to smell the roses today. Then steal the roses, so no one else can have them. MWAHAHAHA! Libra 9/23-10/22 Soon, some fool will advise you to […]
Supposedly, the college experience will bring enlightenment to it’s students and grants them access to the mystical realm of the “real world.” The favored way for college professors to indoctrinate […]
When it isn’t contaminated with chlorine, the metallic aftertaste of the tap water in Moscow makes you wonder if it is the secret to becoming a mutant ninja turtle. However, […]
A U.S. marshal walks into a Florida bar to confront a gun thug. The marshal gives the thug 24 hours to leave town or he will kill him. The miscreant […]
Conservative Christian groups heroically rallied to boycott World Vision — a Washington-based non-profit Christian relief organization — after a company policy change on March 24 was announced to allow the […]
A thief stole the Moscow Special Olympics team’s sporting equipment last month, and with it their chance to compete at the State Winter Games on March 1. Fortunately, the Moscow […]