This week, check your horoscope to see which instrument stereotype matches with your sign.
Mellophone: Like their concert band counterparts (french horns), cancers prefer to avoid conflict. You may be a quieter presence when talking, but your work speaks louder than your words.
Cymbals: You like it loud. All the time. You draw the attention of those around you whether you intend to or not, but you always take advantage of the spotlight to spin the situation in your favor.
Flute: Although some may think of you as stuck-up or overbearing, you’re really more of a mom-friend. You care for the people around you, which often translates to you being the only person in the group carrying band-aids.
Saxophone: Brass and wind instruments are entirely separate categories, but saxophones straddle the balance in between them. You are somehow both the brashest person in the room and most likely to be a wallflower.
Snare drum: The people around you often rely on your work to be able to do their own, but sometimes you like to cause a little more chaos than they may expect. In a team, you are both a blessing and a curse.
Trombone: It’s hard to categorize you. Sagittarians and trombones tend to go on adventures… Although that could either mean a trip to the edge of the earth or the edge of your teammates’ sanity.
Bass drum: You have very high standards for yourself, although your creative vision occasionally clashes with the equally high standards of those around you. This can lead to conflict, but you almost always get through it as a team.
Trumpet: You are the center of attention and you know it… at least, in your opinion. You prefer to dominate the conversation, although you tend to do so whether you intend to or not.
Clarinet: You’re almost like a spy. You fit into most groups, both in terms of friends and music. You stand out and are a reliable support. That flexibility serves you well.
Color Guard: You’re likely the person your friend group has to prevent from causing chaos and destruction. Given the chance, you will wreak absolute havoc on yourself and everything else with no remorse.
Band director: You are the dad friend of your group. You are surrounded by friends with the mindsets of five-year-olds, yet you stick around anyway. You spend a fair portion of your time worrying about them.
Sousaphone/Tuba: You are either the most gentle, kindhearted soul on earth or an absolute riot. There is no in between. You give some of your teammates whiplash from how quickly you switch from serious to chaos incarnate.
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