You are 10 years old. Your parents sit you and down and tell you it’s time for “the talk” —the infamous birds and the bees talk.
But this time, you’re only talking about bees and how they are dying at disturbing rates.
Pornhub has taken every child’s most uncomfortable moment — the one they avoided like the plague — and created its own channel called “BeeSexual.”
It wraps up up hundreds of moments of teenage angst and the planets dying bee population into one perfectly packed porn channel.
With 33.5 billion visits to Pornhub in 2018, according to Pornhub’s insight page, they have the platform and reach to spread these issues far and wide.
Alex Brizee | Argonaut
It begs the questions, as a society is this where we are? Porn sites are really leading the charge in social activism.
I am not dismissing the good Pornhub is doing in getting down with the bumblebees. But I do hope somebody with more of a position in the world can follow suit.
Maybe this is sad truth of our society — the porn industry is the best chance we have of saving the bees.
Pornhub will donate money to an organization supporting bees every time you watch a “BeeSexual” video.
Known for their enjoyment of honey, jazz and now sexual pleasure, the bees on Pornhub have already done more for the bees and our planet than some of our political representatives.
So Pornhub, I guess you are the end all be all for our planet. But do I have a few things to ask of you and our readers.
After doing some extensive research on your site, I see that the “BeeSexual” banner is not promoted on at the top of the page. If the bees could come before the “Hot Porn Videos in the United State” category, we could save so many little buzzers.
It would really ensure that your regular viewers can do a little good in the world in between their normally scheduled programming.
Check out videos in the “BeeSexual” channel like “Married Couple’s First Bee Some.”
If not for the (bee)utiful jokes than for the cause of supporting the bee’s because without them, we wouldn’t have vegetables or fruits for whatever purposes you use them for.
I hope to see “BeeSexual” as just one of the many social activism channels that Pornhub offers as they seem to the leading hope for our world and the future of our bees.
Alex Brizee can be reached at [email protected] or on Twitter @alex_brizee