Off the cuff

Comfy no more

The majority of my Christmas presents turned out to be several pajama outfits and the fluffiest slippers. I did my laundry yesterday and realized I have been wearing all my pajama outfits for the past week. Goodbye dear Christmas vacation and comfy clothes.

— Catherine

Instant classic

Thank you Clemson for giving college football fans one of the best endings to a national championship.

— Josh

Winter is great, they said Snow is pretty and never causes any trouble ever, they said.

— Erin

Wise words

“What is today but yesterday’s tomorrow” — Eugene Harold Krabs

— Griff

A word to the wise

Always use the buddy system when walking up steep and icy campus hills. If you fall, at least you’ll go down with a friend.

— Hailey

A word to the wise part 2

Where were you when I fell this morning, Hailey?

— Mihaela

Jan. 2

There should be a universally accepted date for giving up on New Year’s resolutions.

— Brandon

Ada County icicle game

It’s never been stronger. I measured one at 5 feet, 10 inches. They don’t call ‘em widowmakers for nothing.

— Jack

VP dream

I had a dream where I ran into Joe Biden in front of a store, I asked him what he was going to do now that he’s not VP.

— Andrew

Dangerous

Hopefully by Tuesday the roads are safe to drive again. Vandals, just remember we would all rather you arrive safely than on time.

— Claire

Bigly movie

Has everyone seen “Rogue One?” I saw it. It’s the best movie. Have you seen it? It has all the best people. Ridley Scott knows the best people. We’re friends, he loves me. The Bothans love me.

— Kevin

Birthdays

I turn 21 on Saturday and you can bet “In Da Club” by 50 Cent will be playing on repeat all day.

— Tea

Tired of being tired

The semester has barely started and I’m already tired, really sick and ready for the long weekend.

— Diamond

Trump’s press conference

If you haven’t yet, watch it.

— Lyndsie

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