Off the Cuff

College football

Welcome back, it’s been lonely without you.

— Josh

Regional opponents

It’ll be nice to watch Vandal football play against a university I’ve actually heard of.

— Jack

Keys on the roof

When throwing your keys to someone on the second floor, ball them up and toss them lightly.

— Mihaela

Keys on the roof pt. II

When your friend throws their keys on the roof you come prepared with an extendable Swiffer Duster and no judgment.

— Hailey

Make it stop

Dwyane Wade’s cousin was shot dead while she was pushing her baby in a stroller Friday. Gun violence isn’t a problem? I beg to differ.

— Tess

Brexit

The UK’s decision to leave the EU could lead to the full dissolve of the European Union. Prove’s how one dumb decision can bring disastrous ramifications. America, please remember this come November.

— Erin

VMAs

I remember when music videos were on MTV and when Kanye was interrupting Taylor Swift. I could care less about the VMAs because there’s no value in watching.

— Luis

Someday

Somewhere out there is a day when I won’t be this tired. Today is not that day … nor tomorrow … or probably the day after that.

— Nick

Bright eyed, bushy tailed

Then you get to senior year and it’s all pro vs. con analysis about what to have for breakfast three hours late to the first class of the week. Hint: always choose the bagel.

— Claire

Let us tell a story

For hundreds of years we have seen a centrally white perspective in the media. We, “minorities,” have listened and watched. Don’t feel ostracized when we want to tell our own. And if you do, maybe you can learn a thing or two about how we feel.

— Kevin

With a grain of salt

Next time you debate a topic with friends, try challenging yourself to argue for the side you disagree with. Who knows, you might discover a new perspective on the topic and its hidden truths.

— Catherine

Take me out to the ball game

I’m hoping this week flies by so I can attend my first Mariners game with my family this weekend in Seattle.

— Tea

Irrevocably great professor

I’m in my second year of JAMM classes, stuck in a time where I miss Steve Smith’s class from last year, and can’t wait to have another with him next semester. So basically my excitement rests in the past and future. Can anyone really blame me?

— Diamond

Song for the soul

“Conversations” by Watsky

— Lyndsie

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