Taurus 4/20-5/20
It”s that time of the semester where book reports are due in almost every class. Remember, an entire history essay built around the theme of the “Harry Potter” series probably won”t fly, but it never hurts to try.
Gemini 5/21-6/21
Summer is inching closer and closer. It might be time to look under your bed and see what trash has been lurking under there before move-out-day comes around.
Cancer 6/22-7/22
Staying healthy for dead week and finals is a must. Make sure to take your Flintstones gummy vitamins this week.
Leo 7/23-8/22
It”s time to start solidifying your summer plans – whether that means a summer job or internship, Taylor Swift”s cat is in need of a personal assistant. Maybe this is your calling.
Virgo 8/23-9/22
Don”t let the fear of your degree audit get you down this week. Tackle the website with a positive attitude and possibly some alcohol.
Libra 9/23-10/22
Even though you fell off your longboard 10 times this week, keep getting back on the horse and channel your inner Tony Hawk.
Scorpio 10/23-11/21
Playing 24 hours worth of frisbee is a completely productive use of time. Don”t let anyone tell you differently.
Sagittarius 11/22-12/21
Take a relaxing walk through the arboretum this week. Just make sure to stay away from the lions, tigers and bears.
Capricorn 12/22-1/19
Bring a little happiness into your life this week and find a furry friend. The stars say it is best to pick out either a dog or a koala bear.
Aquarius 1/20-2/18
The stars say you should only wear stripes this week. Stay away from polka dots at all costs.
Pisces 2/19-3/20
School is almost over. Have you met your quota of free t-shirts and free pizza yet?
Aries 3/21-4/19
It is time to update your resume and cover letter for an upcoming interview. Remember, only write down your best qualities, like your ability to finish five seasons of “House of Cards” in one night.