Aries 3/21-4/19
With Mom in town, it must feel like Christmas. All the free food and new Vandal gear, but Aries, maybe buy your mom dinner one day, huh? Spread the love, or whatever.
Taurus 4/20-5/20
Taurus was looking forward to Moms” Weekend, but had to go out into the wilderness because of work. No Mom time for them.
Gemini 5/21-6/21
This weekend is supposed to be about mothers, not children. Take Mom out to see the sights of Moscow, or visit downtown for the live music this weekend.
Cancer 6/22-7/22
If above the legal drinking age, share a pitcher with Mom at the Alehouse or take her down to visit some of the new breweries with local beers on tap.
Leo 7/23-8/22
Leo, you have a betting problem, or a donating to charity problem. Watch your wallet at the Turtle Derby this weekend, and try not to go over budget. Again.
Virgo 8/23-9/22
Virgos” moms tend to be very laid back, especially with their third child”s college years and the umpteenth Moms” Weekend visit. These days, spending time chilling with Mom is like hanging out with an old friend. She just gets you.
Libra 9/23-10/22
It”s OK to be grumpy because of the crowds, Libra, but all the time? Seriously, take a chill pill and stop yelling at the mothers trying to cross Sixth Street.
Scorpio 10/23-11/21
Scorpio, Mom is not as young as she used to be. Hiking around Moscow Mountain, or repelling down a cliff face likely aren”t her ideas of fun anymore. Dial back the hardcore mode, broski.
Sagittarius 11/22-12/21
Sometimes all a mother needs is to walk through the arboretum with their child. And sometimes children need to just let their mothers tell them what they want to do.
Capricorn 12/22-1/19
Friday may be cloudy and grey, but at least Saturday and Sunday will be full of sunshine and smiles. So seriously, get off Netflix. Mom has already seen that episode because you showed her last time she was in Moscow.
Aquarius 1/20-2/18
The realization that you are just like your mother left you winded early this week. But don”t worry Aquarius, that will just give you more to talk about this weekend.
Pisces 2/19-3/20
The stars were vague about your fortune, Pisces. Something about your mother coming to visit this weekend? Or maybe you”ll win the lottery and not have to take that one class you aren”t looking forward to? We don”t know.