Scorpio 10/23-11/21
Don”t worry, your immune system will catch up one of these days. Until then, just keep looking forward to all the mashed potatoes and gravy you”ll get to eat during Thanksgiving.
Sagittarius 11/22-12/21
You should definitely start paying your friend for all their helpful style advice. You”re looking great this week and it”s all because of their expertise. You owe them.
Capricorn 12/22-1/19
Be extra cautious around electrical sockets this week. You have been warned.
Aquarius 1/20-2/18
Go ahead, play that Christmas music as loud as you want. Who cares what everybody says? It”s never too early to start the festivities.
Pisces 2/19-3/20
You might want to invest in some earplugs this week. Your neighbor has already strung up Christmas lights and it”s only a matter of time before the music follows.
Aries 3/21-4/19
Never underestimate the power of a good nap and a bag of chips – you have the stars” permission to indulge this week and you”d better get started.
Taurus 4/20-5/20
This is not the week to procrastinate. You”ve got a lot to get done already, and you”re due for an unwelcome surprise this week.
Gemini 5/21-6/21
Don”t let the haters get you down. You have every right to wear your Uggs and curl up to the fire like its 20 degrees below zero. Just don”t get too close – I hear Uggs are especially flammable this week.
Cancer 6/22-7/22
You”ve watched far too much “American Horror Story.” Focus on trying not to be frightened by every biker that passes by. Try some Disney movies this week.
Leo 7/23-8/22
Your friends will likely tease you about your height this week. Just remember that they do it out of love – and because it”s hilarious.
Virgo 8/23-9/22
You might have trouble falling asleep this week. It would be wise to download some of James Bay”s music to prepare.
Libra 9/23-10/22
You”ll meet the love of your life this week, and fortunately for you, it will be in the form of a home-cooked meal. May your love thrive for as long as you both shall live.