Horoscopes

Cancer

Quit being so crabby. Everyone is just trying to wish you the best. It may not be your month anymore, but Leo’s month of fame is short lived too. The person you should really be mad at is Virgo. But they will be too focused on cleaning and packing to notice. We can throw you a pity party.

Leo

That mane of hair needs more than just a trim. Women like the clean-cut and men like the svelte for the most part. Maybe you can pass off one of those scruffy exteriors, but you better have a heart of gold. Money talks, so to speak.

Virgo

Take the next month to become as fully prepared for classes as possible. Virgos are notorious for these kinds of things, so either get it done as soon as humanly possible or procrastinate until the last week of summer break. There is no in between for you.

Libra

With an election year coming, it is hard to focus on the bright side of anything. As a headstrong politico, it might be impossible to hunker down and actually listen to all the candidates, but at least make an effort to try to understand them.

Scorpio

Live a little, Scorpio! Netflix is tempting but it sucks the energy out of even the most hyperactive and optimistic people. Seriously, turn it off and go outside to smile at the sun. We promise you won’t burst into flames … hopefully.

Sagittarius

If you haven’t gone horseback riding yet, you should. It is half of the Sagittarius claim to fame, the other half you should already have accomplished. Unless you aren’t human and are in fact a robot. In that case, you have some work to do.

Capricorn

Try not to butt heads with your parents for the next few weeks. It may be hard, but ram your foot in your mouth and just smile. They will miss their dear child come the fall, so don’t let them miss you now.

Aquarius

Go out on the water. Being born in January, you don’t have a chance to hold your birthday party at the beach, so make an event of it. Invite some friends, bring cookies instead of presents and just enjoy the last few weeks of summer freedom.

Pisces

Don’t let the thought of saying goodbye get you down. Look at it as a beginning instead of as an ending. College is the gateway to the rest of your life — at least that is what we have been told.

Aries

Did you know Ares was a god of war? It’s true. You are almost a Greek god — but you aren’t. Time to deflate that ego and join the human world again. After all, you have some anger issues that need dealt with by the end of summer.

Taurus

While working out the details of your next escapade with your equally adventurous friends, try to take some time to think toward the future. Maybe relax on the bullheadedness a bit too, just to be safe.

Gemini

Just a hint: not many people like chatterboxes. Especially not when there is so little time for everyone to say goodbye. Let someone else talk for once. Practice listening, it will be a helpful tool during college.

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