Shout-out to Scalia, Thomas and Moore
I thank God for these justices. They seem to be the only ones fighting the good fight in Alabama and across the nation. Stand fast, gentlemen!
—Andrew
White collar
I know white collar crime isn’t all suave or svelte people conning others and forging art, but I am seriously reconsidering my career path for $140K a year. And a Neal Caffery.
—Claire
Priorities
There is never enough time for everything.
—Stephan
Choices
I got a notice in my mail last week that I have to decide by this Friday whether I want to renew my lease.
Now would be a good time to have come up with a solid plan for myself.
—Daphne
Grammys
Forever disappointed Kanye West didn’t make his typical Kanye speech when that Beck kid won Album of the Year. Pretty sure that would have made everyone’s night.
—Erin
Student media love
Whenever an administrator says they love student media they are automatically put on my good list.
—Katelyn
Jace Malek
What an unbelievable story. I can’t wait to see him on campus and running out of that tunnel come game day.
—Korbin
You know what’s nice
When the sun doesn’t go down at 3:30 p.m.
—Ryan
Lesson learned
Never, I repeat NEVER, go to Moscow’s U.S. Post Office to deal with passport stuff. Save yourself the trouble and go directly to the Latah County Auditor’s Department. That is all.
—Amber
When you’re sad
Picture a t-rex making a bed//remember it’s the dementors fault so it’s perfectly OK to eat loads of chocolate//remember someone got benched so Air Bud could play//think about how Charmander must feel when blowing out candles on a birthday cake.
–Kaitlyn
Sweatpants
Baggy sweaters and tennis shoes. When did athletes start dressing like mom on her day off?
—Jack