Sagittarius 11/22-12/21
Even the snow and ice can’t dampen your spirits. Neither will that slip on the ice that everyone saw. You are as graceful as a baby gazelle on a treadmill.
Capricorn 12/22-1/19
This week will be unlucky for Capricorns. Lambs don’t have good traction on the icy walkways.
Aquarius 1/20-2/18
Sitting sedentary at a desk for hours does not count as prepping yourself for finals. You do still have to move.
Pisces 2/19-3/20
The break ended too quickly for you. All you want to do is blow through your finals and go home to visit your family again.
Aries 3/21-4/19
Don’t let the cold air get you feeling down, try and make the best of this weather and go have fun. Enjoy the seasons.
Taurus 4/20-5/20
Try and make this weekend as fun as it can get because a week full of cramming for finals is coming up and you have to be prepared.
Gemini 5/21-6/21
Just because dead week is coming doesn’t mean you have to be dead. Get up and be active this week.
Cancer 6/22-7/22
Finally, Thanksgiving is over. It’s time to break out the holiday tunes, decorations and ugly sweaters.
Leo 7/23-8/22
Put down the snowball, your lack of a throwing arm guarantees this will be a losing battle.
Virgo 8/23-9/22
The stars have aligned to bring Virgos good luck as they maneuver through the snow and ice this week. There is a good chance you won’t slip on the ice.
Libra 9/23-10/22
Your excellent way with people will be a blessing this week. And we aren’t being sarcastic, at all.
Scorpio 10/23-11/21
Instead of standing there wondering why UI only clears off half a staircase from snow, that time could be better used studying for finals.