Ode to bacon
Without your salty goodness and meaty charms, I’d be quite hangry. Oh bacon, how wonderful you make the world. You’re the one food that improves everything it touches … other than cheese or peanut butter of course.
–Kaitlyn
Wait a minute
You can get “Mystery of the Batwoman,” arguably one of the most mediocre of the many direct-to-DVD animated Batman features, on Blu-ray, but not “Mask of the Phantasm,” arguably the greatest Batman movie and the only animated one released theatrically. Whaaaat?
–Andrew
It’s a cruel world
Why is it that satellites have signals strong enough to send pictures to Earth from other planets, but I can’t get connected to University of Idaho Internet while living on campus?
–Erin
UI Internet
The reason you can’t get connected on campus anywhere is because ITS is trying to bounce signals off of Pluto and back again.
–Claire
Sharing
We should have mastered the art of sharing long ago. Can we simply learn to share the washer and dryer units? Please and thank you.
–Katelyn
Improvement
The Vandals first game was fun, competitive and exciting to watch. The team still has a long ways to go, but the improvements were easy to see.
–Korbin
Magic
Wouldn’t it be cool to score above 170 on the LSAT without studying? If that were the case, I would have nothing to complain about.
–Amber
Ray Rice’s punishment
It’s too bad it took the full video being posted for the Baltimore Ravens and the NFL to more justly punish Rice for knocking his fiancee out cold.
–Stephan
Cannibalistic fish
I’m glad humans evolved past being evil little fish. RIP Stumpy, you deserved a better group of friends
–Danielle
Crazy dog lady
Today I FaceTimed my two golden retrievers. What did you do with your life today? –Hannah
Redecorating
I finally remembered where I put those picture-hanging nails. It’ll be nice to get them actually on the wall. Now, if only I had a hammer…
— Daphne
Cooking
I will tackle a new recipe each weekend. I’m not sure what is on the docket for next weekend, but I’m thinking something with fish.
–Ryan
Life goals
Most children dream of becoming a doctor, lawyer or even a teacher. The only dream I remember aspiring to was swimming in a pool full of Jell-O.
–Aleya