Mediocre
When you try Wigan with a sorry defender like Demichelis, that’s the result you’re gonna get.
–Sean
What?
Weirdest weekend of my life. Yikes.
–Hannah
Lost time
Losing an hour of my life isn’t very helpful right before midterms.
–Emily
Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370
I really hope they find this missing Boeing 777 not just for the sake of the families of the 300 passengers, but because the lengthy lists that have started surfacing with details of all the possible horrible things that happened are enough to make me never want to fly again.
–Kaitlyn
Fun idea for people with tattoos
Next time a random stranger asks you about your tattoo, look really confused. Then look at your tattoo and say “I wonder how that got there.” Then shrug and walk away. The look of confusion will save you from having the same conversation over and over again.
–Aleya
My thought on this week
“And here we… go…” -The Joker in “The Dark Knight.”
–Ricky
Sneaky snack
Ritz Toasted Chips sour cream and onion flavor is my new favorite snack. They are so addictive!
–Rainy
March Madness hype
For me, March Madness is arguably the No. 1 annual sporting event of the year above the Super Bowl and BCS Bowl games, and it’s finally here. Let the madness ensue.
–Stephan
Be careful what you wish for
Indeed, it might come true.
–Kaitlin
Up all night
The all nighter I pulled Sunday might have done great things for my productivity, but definitely negatively impacted my sanity. Is it spring break yet?
–Jessica
Mediocrity
Richard Sherman is not my favorite player, but his favorite of our Vandal Nation tweet earlier was pretty sweet.
–Theo
Indian food
Sometimes you think that eating an entire family-sized portion of chicken tikka masala is a good idea — ask next-day Phil and he’ll disagree with you.
–Phil
Signed up
Just signed a new lease with the best landlord in Moscow. The apartment is one year old, and my roommate owns a stupid amount of jazz albums, this is going to be fun.
–Ryan
Passing comments
It may mean nothing to you, but it can mean everything to someone else. Be conscious of your words today.
–Danielle