Aquarius 1/20-2/18
Why is everybody afraid of love? Get on that horse and ride it.
Pisces 2/19-3/20
Being alone is not a bad thing. Dinner for one is cheaper and you can watch whatever weird movie you want.
Aries 3/21-4/19
Spend V-Day reevaluating your goals. Or getting some.
Taurus 4/20-5/20
Gal-entines or Guy-entines … spend today with your BFFs.
Gemini 5/21-6/21
Take a risk. Call a random person and ask them on a traditional, no-strings-attached, just for fun date. Have fun.
Cancer 6/22-7/22
Stop hitting on the person who sits next to you in your least favorite class. Yeah, you know you do it. They’re not interested. Trust me.
Leo 7/23-8/22
If you plan to spend today crying and watching The Notebook … you’re doing it wrong.
Virgo 8/23-9/22
It’s Friday night and the feeling’s right. Get out and dance your pants off, you sexy thing.
Libra 9/23-10/22
Your mom called. She’s tired of listening to you whine about not having a significant other, but she’s also ready for grandbabies. Get it together.
Scorpio 10/23-11/21
Your Harry Potter pick-up lines are working. Keep using them. Eventually you’ll get someone to Slytherin to your Chamber of Secrets. Or you’ll be slapped with a restraining order. Either way it’s a win.
Sagittarius 11/22-12/21
Using those nasty chalk hearts to send a message as a secret admirer is a bad idea. Always. Don’t do it.
Capricorn 12/22-1/19
Taylor Swift did not write the soundtrack to your life. You will find love someday unless you keep crying. In which case you might get committed. Happy V-day.