Virgo
8/23 – 9/22
Change is good. Freshen up your daily Tumblr routine with a splash of Pinterest, a pinch of Tapiture and maybe some Pandora. Or you can just go outside or something.
Libra
9/23 – 10/22
Making lists is a great way to organize your homework, but try to separate task lists from grocery lists. You’ll save hours of confusion on your next shopping trip.
Scorpio
10/23 – 11/21
Don’t stress over your reoccurring dreams about giant pizzas. Simply prepare yourself for the unknown with a jar of chocolate frosting.
Sagittarius
11/22 – 12/21
Remember that humans aren’t at all like bamboo flowers — they won’t all blossom at the same exact time.
Capricorn
12/22 – 1/19
Make it your goal to try something new and exciting this semester. Pogo sticking, extreme hair-gelling and counting leaves on campus trees are all good options.
Aquarius
1/20 – 2/18
Remembering your class schedule can be difficult, but don’t feel the need to tattoo it on your arm to commit it to memory. But if you do, be sure to get it right.
Pisces
2/19 – 3/20
Consider getting a waterproof case for your cell phone. Deluges of rain in Moscow can be so unpredictable — so is dropping your phone in the toilet. You just never know when it’s going to happen.
Aries
3/21 – 4/19
Early morning classes can be difficult, but jelly donuts will make it easier. Bring a few to class and you’ll make friends real fast.
Taurus
4/20 – 5/20
Health professionals say the key to a balanced diet is variety. So your breakfast of M&M’s, Skittles, Reece’s Pieces and Sour Patch Kids all in one bowl is healthy, right?
Gemini
5/21 – 6/20
Is your mini refrigerator running? No really, you may want to check that out. Spoiled Cheez Whiz is no fun for anyone.
Cancer
6/21 – 7/22
Invest in some table coasters for bored afternoons. They work great as mini Frisbees, hat decorations and … that’s about it.
Leo
7/23 – 8/22
Multivitamins are a great way to ward off colds. Plus, they make you feel a tad bit healthier when you have one of those Redbull-and-Doritos-for-every-meal weeks.
Chloe Rambo can be reached at [email protected]