Horoscopes

Cancer 6/21 – 7/22

Summer tends to get boring after a couple weeks of free time, fill that time by making future plans to travel abroad.

Leo

7/23 – 8/22

Nothing makes for a better summer than time with friends — stop making excuses and start hanging out with your buds.

 

Virgo

8/23 – 9/22

When the sun does decide to shine in Moscow, she can be ruthless. Take a trip out to the dunes on the next hot day.

 

Libra

9/23 – 10/22

Feeling dehydrated lately? Drink water all day, every day. The tap may taste a little like iron and blood, but you’ll live. They also sell Gatorade at the Dollar Tree.

Scorpio

10/23 – 11/21

Needing a short, affordable trip out of Moscow? Rent backpacking gear from the SRC at reasonable prices and  take the gear out to Hell’s Canyon for the weekend.

 

Sagittarius

11/22 – 12/21

In order to preoccupy yourself, grow a few small houseplants or try some tomatoes in your front yard. It may seem silly, but plants are great company.

 

Capricorn

12/22 – 1/19

Make cupcakes today. After all, it is a very merry unbirthday to you.

 

Aquarius 

1/20 – 2/18

Make sure Capricorn douses the cupcakes with rainbow sprinkles, and then … help demolish the evidence.

Pisces

2/19 – 3/20

Get out of your house and go pet some puppies and kitties at the Humane Society of the Palouse today. They are feeling just as lonely as you are.

 

Aries

3/21 – 4/19

Try going through the entire day with one headphone in your ear at all times. You might be more productive with a soundtrack to your life.

 

Taurus

4/20 – 5/20

Spend a day at the Hamilton-Lowe Aquatic Center being a kid again for $5.50. The slides are short, but so are the lines.

 

Gemini

5/21 – 6/20

Find a bubblegum machine, spend a quarter and chew a piece of childhood.

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