Taurus 4/20 – 5/20
You finished your finals before dead week was even over. Do your best not to distract the friends who do still have hell week ahead.
Gemini
5/21 – 6/20
The Moscow grind has made it difficult for you to fulfill your desire to attend shows. Take Finals Fest as a chance to dance your booty off at Macklemore and Ryan Lewis.
Cancer
6/21 – 7/22
This is the best semester you’ve had since Freshman year. Celebrate like there’s no tomorrow. You deserve it.
Leo
7/23 – 8/22
Stop telling yourself you are done with finals. That unfinished take-home test still counts.
Virgo
8/23 – 9/22
You’ve spent quite some time inside lately due to the drunk weather. Take advantage of the sunshine and challenge yourself to a walk a day the next week.
Libra
9/23 – 10/22
Goodbyes are hard, your best friend graduates next week. Take one day before Spring Commencement to celebrate your favorite friendships.
Scorpio
10/23 – 11/21
Even though you’re heading home for the summer, stop driving your car around Moscow during your last couple weeks and bike or walk.
Sagittarius
11/22 – -12/21
You’re graduating next weekend and have absolutely no clue what you’re doing or where you’re going. Don’t worry, everything always falls into place for you somehow.
Capricorn
12/22 – -1/19
You just realized it’s the month of May and haven’t put a dent in packing up for the summer. Good thing you just remembered you’re staying in Moscow all summer long.
Aquarius
1/20 – 2/18
When was the last time you had your oil changed? Probably something that should be on the to-do list before you leave on your cross-country road trip.
Pisces
2/19-3/20
It was a long semester on top of a long year on top of a long finals week. It’s about time to get a drink in you.
Aries
3/21-4/19
Your birthday month came through on the April showers. And proceeded to keep the weather exciting with May showers too. Keep your head up, the sun is shining somewhere.