Aquarius 1/20 – 2/18
Just when you thought winter was over, Mother Nature goes and dumps 15 inches of snow on Moscow. It’s time to get those snow tires on.
Pisces
2/19 – 3/20
The rough weather may add five to ten minutes to your walk to class, but walking is still a better option for a number of reasons. Have you tried to ride your bike in the snow?
Aries
3/21 – 4/19
Your paycheck was a little smaller than expected. Enjoy this Friday night by staying home with a book or a movie. Also, it wouldn’t hurt to get some of that homework done before Sunday night.
Taurus
4/20 – 5/20
The slopes are glowing with powder. Make your way to a nearby mountain and knock yourself out. Not literally.
Gemini
5/21 – 6/20
It’s been awhile since you’ve used your oven. Invite some friends over and cook yourselves a nice meal. Jack in the Box tacos are only so tasty for so long.
Cancer
6/21 – 7/22
No one can argue with a fridge full of tasty brews at all times. But do you really want to spend your spring break in Moscow? Start saving that beer money for a quick trip to the nearest hot springs.
Leo
7/23 – 8/22
You’ve been avoiding that big grocery binge to WinCo for over a month now. It’s time to stop eating Top Ramen. Whatever you do, don’t do your shopping on Sunday afternoon.
Virgo
8/23 – 9/22
You’ve made it this far in winter without falling on the ice. Can you make it out alive?
Libra
9/23 – 10/22
Facebook might not be the most severe distraction from your homework, but Netflix has proven to be just that. Arrange a system to award yourself with your favorite show on Netflix every time you finish an assignment.
Scorpio
10/23 – 11/21
You’ve been thinking about getting a pet for over a year now. If nothing else, take a trip out to the Humane Society of the Palouse to get your animal fix.
Sagittarius
11/22 – -12/21
She knows you have been eyeballing her every Wednesday at 12:25 when you both walk through the commons. She’s been eyeballing back. Time to ask her out.
Capricorn
12/22 – -1/19
When you made your New Year’s Resolution, people gave you grief left and right. One month later you’re still going strong, keep up the good work.