Capricorn 12/22 – 1/19
Sleeping in ‘til 3 p.m. may sound like a good idea on the weekend, but you will regret it come Monday, during your 8 a.m. class.
Aquarius
1/20 – 2/18
Your one-credit Zumba class is the first workout you’ve done in months. Just make sure to hydrate with water instead of Red Bull and you’ll be busting Latin moves for days.
Pisces
2/19 – 3/20
Invest in some snow boots. Have you even looked outside?
Aries
3/21 – 4/19
After being home for nearly a month, the home-cooked food withdrawals have set in. Make sure to set aside time to cook and stock up on fresh food instead of mac and cheese. Shortly, your mommy-missing migraine should subside.
Taurus
4/20 – 5/20
Puppies are a cure-all. Now, don’t go buying one if you lack time management skills, but take a stroll in the dog park or visit the Human Society of the Palouse for your weekly dose of fluffiness.
Gemini
5/21 – 6/20
You deserve a treat. Mix together 2 Tbsp. sugar, 2 Tbsp. cocoa powder and a dash of salt in a large mug. Heat 1 cup milk and 1/4 tsp. vanilla extract for 1 1/2 minutes in the microwave. Pour and stir into mug. Yum.
Cancer
6/21 – 7/22
Take a break from Farmville, Call of Duty, Slotomania, Halo or whatever may be your gaming vice. There’s this fun game called “Graduating College” and it requires homework to be complete.
Leo
7/23 – 8/22
Your pile of laundry is beginning to resemble a fetid swamp area. Spend an hour cleaning house before your roommate hurls.
Virgo
8/23 – 9/22
Although reuniting with friends after a long break can be a real party, your real party can end if you reunite too hard. Catch my drift?
Libra
9/23 – 10/22
Drop the homework. It’s time to go sledding.
Scorpio
10/23 – 11/21
Yes, salads are healthy, but not when you douse them in one cup of ranch dressing. Make the switch to balsamic vinaigrette or learn some self-control, pal.
Sagittarius
11/22 – -12/21
Layer up. Although the sun is out, don’t let that glowing ball of light fool you into thinking it’s a warm day.