Sagittarius 11/22 – 12/21
Finals are right around the corner. It’s time to stop watching full seasons of Breaking Bad in one night, and time to start studying. You’re almost done with the semester, you can do it.
Capricorn
12/22 – 1/19
It’s payday. Do something generous and buy a beverage for the person in front of you at One World Café.
Aquarius
1/20 – 2/18
You’re broke as a joke and the holidays are right around the corner. You have two options: take that set of pots down to Main Street to play some tunes for cash, or start making some epic homemade gifts.
Pisces
2/19 – 3/20
Get some rest. The 5 ft. pile of laundry and overflow of dishes can wait.
Aries
3/21 – 4/19
It’s time to get an umbrella. You’re well aware of the weather ahead, just don’t open in indoors.
Taurus
4/20 – 5/20
Consider hitting up the Rec. Let’s face it, you practically ate the whole bird on Thanksgiving. Time to prepare for round two: Christmas.
Gemini
5/21 – 6/20
With only a few weeks left in the semester, you can’t afford to sleep through your alarm anymore. Time to invest in a rooster.
Cancer
6/21 – 7/22
Take a trip to the Humane Society of the Palouse. Don’t feel guilty when you come home with an 8-week-old, mewing tabby cat.
Leo
7/23 – 8/22
Stop telling yourself “Cs get degrees” and start making more of an effort to study for the last big exam. You’re brilliant. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.
Virgo
8/23 – 9/22
Start mustering up your wish list. Mom will need a lot of time to search for your long list of farfetched desires.
Libra
9/23 – 10/22
Don’t be afraid to say what’s on your mind. The fact that Christmas music is already playing everywhere, we hate it too.
Scorpio
10/23 – 11/21
You best be getting down to the mall to start shopping. Avoid Santa at all costs.