Libra 9/23 – 10/22
Take the fifth word from Sagittarius, the 10th word in the first sentence from Leo, the 12th word minus -ful from Virgo, the third word from Taurus, the first word of the second sentence from Aquarius and the 14th word plus -ed from Cancer to receive a secret, insignificant message.
Scorpio
10/23 – 11/21
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Sagittarius
11/22 – 12/21
You may want to impress your significant other by cooking a fancy meal for them, but remember, you’re no Emeril or Rachel Ray, so don’t be too hard on yourself when the roast duck is charred.
Capricorn
12/22 – 1/19
Have a Halloween door decorating contest with your hall, sorority, fraternity or roommates.
Aquarius
1/20 – 2/18
In pop culture, the Age of Aquarius refers to the New Age movement in the 1960s and ‘70s. Be a hippie for Halloween this year and let your true groove shine.
Pisces
2/19 – 3/20
Shimmy into that sequined leotard, snap on your neon headband and grab a friend because it’s time to sweat with Richard Simmons.
Aries
3/21 – 4/19
You know that thing you’ve always wanted to do, but have been too scared about what other people would think … start a rousing game of capture the flag on campus.
Taurus
4/20 – 5/20
A genie will come visit you in human form. You will not be granted the three wishes you are expecting, but the silver goblet he gives you will have magical powers.
Gemini
5/21 – 6/20
Instead of getting the usual for your coffee purchase, try something new this week that goes with the fall theme. Then buy the drink for the person behind you.
Cancer
6/21 – 7/22
Learn the dance to PSY’s “Gangnum Style” with a group of friends and reveal your sweet moves as a flash mob in the courtyard.
Leo
7/23 – 8/22
Whip up a batch of chocolate chip cookie dough and grab the biggest wooden spoon you can find to eat it with. Change things up with “The Shawshank Redemption.”
Virgo
8/23 – 9-22
You can avoid scurvy if you just eat an orange. This powerful bit of information may come in handy in the year 2019.