horoscopes

Libra 9/23 – 10/22 

Buy all the gummy candy you can get your hands on, because your birthday month is about to get crazy.

Scorpio

10/23 – 11/21

Learning to cook is a truly beneficial skill. If you ever get abducted by aliens from Neptune, you may be able to whip up a quick cheese-covered peace offering.


Sagittarius 

11/22 – 12/21

Discovering that you dream in French and with a slight German accent will make you akin to a tri-lingual James Bond. Just go with it.

 

Capricorn

12/22 – 1/19

Being healthy is important, but trying to swear off coffee despite being caffeine-deprived makes you act, and look, like a grizzly bear in the morning. Drink tea, maybe?

Aquarius

1/20 – 2/18

Changing your best friend’s ringtone to Mozart’s Symphony No. 24 in B-flat major will suddenly inspire incredible bursts of awesome. YouTube it as soon as possible.

 

Pisces

2/19 – 3/20

Next time you’re about to fall asleep in your 9:30 a.m. lecture class, just stand up and run through the rows of chairs like you’re doing the Wave. Don’t forget about the jazz hands.

 

Aries

3/21 – 4/19

Making pudding can be a refreshing and wholesome experience, especially when it’s mint-flavored made with buttermilk. Very refreshing. Very wholesome.

 

Taurus

4/20 – 5/20 

You have a long-lost twin out there somewhere. Go to the Idaho Commons and yell your name spelled backward to find them — get ready for a reunion.

 

Gemini

5/21 – 6/20

Skip across the lawn and feed your neighbor’s cat right meow.

 

Cancer 

6/21 – 7/22

Making a batch of strawberry milkshakes at midnight will suddenly become your new favorite hobby. Consider opening a miniature malt shop — everyone loves a good shake with their studies.

 

Leo 

7/23 – 8/22

Discovering how to use a map and compass will serve you well soon. It’s getting dark on campus, and who knows if you’ll be able to find your way back home after sundown.

 

Virgo

8/23  – 9-22

Remember to dip your toes in the water once in a while, but maybe not your friend’s morning cup of tea.

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