Gemini 5/21 – 6/21
Although social plans are likely to fall through, that works to your advantage. All you want to do now is shut the door, grab the chips and dip and laugh with Barney Stinson.
Cancer 6/22 – 7/22
Spice up your life with something other than a new television series. It’s time to get off the couch and make some changes, no matter how much you resist them.
Leo 7/23 – 8/22
Things are sky-high in the life of the lion, but don’t let anything slip through your fingers. Double-check the facts before making a big step.
Virgo 8/23 – 9/22
Making a lot of noise is fun, but you’ll have to calm down if you want to convince someone to spend more time with you, even if it’s your mom.
Libra 9/23 – 10/22
Grab a new pair of Nikes because your race is going to be one hell of an obstacle course. Find your purpose, strengthen your soul, and get going.
Scorpio 10/23 – 11/21
Happy times are coming your way, but juggle work and play carefully so you can party after dark with your favorite people. Just make sure to steer clear of your boss while at the bar.
Sagittarius 11/22 – 12/21
In outer space there is no such thing as “up” or “down,” so don’t hold back in the kitchen. Take this time to indulge in comfort foods and perhaps try cooking for someone else.
Capricorn 12/22 – 1/19
Feel like you’re sleeping at work? Don’t worry, there’s light at the end of the tunnel. The important thing to remember is not to lock horns with other people who are also under pressure.
Aquarius 1/20 – 2/18
Honesty is good but you asked for it and when it rains, it pours. Drown your sorrows in a good drink. It’s what you’re best at when everything else seems to fail.
Pisces 2/19 – 3/20
Draw more lines in the sand so that others don’t invade your space. It’s time to bring forth your inner critic while you make some real goals for yourself, no one else included.
Aries 3/21 – 4/19
A new moon in your financial sector sends cash your way. Booze cruise or vacation snooze? You take things into your own hands.
Taurus 4/20 – 5/20
You are on the cusp of something new. You’re building your nest while keeping a low profile, but watch out for lingering problems. Don’t bite off more than you can chew.