Horoscopes

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Taurus
4/20-5/20
 It’s been hard to keep that long-distance relationship going all year, but you did it and in one weeks’ time it will all have been worth it.

Gemini
5/21-6/21

You want to tell everyone and their parakeet about your day, but don’t. Everyone is studying and you will only receive glares and ominous squawks.

Cancer
6/22-7/22
Goodbyes are never easy for you, and soon you’ll have to say goodbye to your “university family.” But remember, Facebook now includes video chat.

Leo
7/23-8/22

Living with your friend all year has put a strain on your relationship. Spend some quality time (apart) this summer to rebuild that bond.

Virgo
8/23-9/22

This year, don’t fret over finals as you normally would. It is better to have a good night’s rest than an all-night study session.

Libra
9/23-10/22

This is not the week to go partying.  Lock your door, put your headphones on full blast and just keep studying.

Scorpio
10/23-11/21

You will have plenty of time all summer to watch Netflix. Spend your time taking notes to fill in holes from all those skipped classes.

Sagittarius
11/22-12/21

After your last final, treat yourself to a new summer look with some of the money you get from selling your books back.

Capricorn
12/22-1/19

Just stop everything and watch the movie “Tangled” right now.

Aquarius
1/20-2/18

When choosing where to put your next tattoo, know that the ankle is much more painful than the top of the foot.  Also, reds fade faster than other colors.

Pisces
2/19-3/20

You are always looking out for everyone else but this week it’s time to be as selfish as possible in order to pass finals.

Aries
3/21-4/19

OK, so you have an agreeable finals schedule. Don’t gloat. Just sit down and sing along with your friend to the radio.

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