Intramural sports
Why is it that in football and basketball, every team except us knows how to play and is good. Why aren’t there any other bad teams? Not cool.
— Madison
Hollywood overdoses
I really do not understand celebrity deaths caused by drug overdoses. Perhaps it’s because I’m not a part of the Hollywood scene and therefore cannot really understand the culture or stresses that accompany being in the spotlight all the time. Regardless, it’s a little disappointing to hear that is the reason a celebrity died when many people idolize that person.
— Elizabeth
Adam Levine …
… broke up with his girlfriend. There is hope.
— Britt
Mi hermana
Despite the fact that I loved putting rocks in her pillow and she enjoyed drawing moustaches on me while I was sleeping, I love knowing my sister is my best friend. Thanks for visiting, Rach.
— Chloe
He is risen
He is risen in two days. Alleluia.
— Vicky
Nothing better
Brother flying in from Indiana and parents driving up from California this weekend. Love my family.
— Theo
When I grow up
I wouldn’t mind if I grew up to be Tom Rinaldi.
— Nick
Practical application of math
We’re on a mission to demonstrate the mathematical relationship between Jesus, the Easter Bunny, and Saint Nicholas (aka Santa Claus, aka Scott Calvin). Thus far results have been inconclusive primarily due to the irregular distribution of chocolate which is inexplicably correlated to eggs, more on this later.
— Amrah
For all those complaining
It’s only April, fools. You expected 70 degrees?
— Dylan
Easter
If you aren’t doing anything, you should come to Resonate Church at 7:15 p.m. Sunday at the Nuart Theatre.
— Eric
What the heck, bro
It’s been one of those days all week.
— Elisa