Pisces 2/19 – 3/20
Your horoscope sign is a fish, so take that to heart. This summer, make it your goal to swim somewhere exotic. Or at least learn how to swim.
Aries
3/21 – 4/19
Avoid internal conflict this week. That means don’t bother trying to choose between the burger and fries, treat yourself and have both.
Taurus
4/20 – 5/20
Try doing a bit of spring cleaning this weekend. Clean out last year’s notebooks, donate never-worn sweaters and tackle that refrigerator. That smell isn’t going to get any better with age.
Gemini
5/21 – 6/21
High five. Congratulations, really. You know what for.
Cancer
6/22 – 7/22
“Cream colored ponies and crisp apple strudles…” Take a note from “The Sound of Music” and make a list of your favorite things. Lok at it when you’re feeling stressed or about to punch a wall. It will help.
Leo
7/23 – 8/22
You should probably go with plastic safety scissors for your next two-in-the-morning craft project. Your fingertips and hair will thank you.
Virgo
8/23 – 9/22
When your teacher can hear the music streaming from your ear buds, doesn’t that defeat the purpose of wearing headphones? Press pause.
Libra
9/23 – 10/22
Start getting prepared for a seriously amazing and totally awesome weekend.
Scorpio
10/23 – 11/21
You’ll need to start planning your Halloween costume soon if you’re still dedicated to being a fully functional Transformer.
Sagittarius
11/22 – 12/21
Peanut butter and jelly go together like…well, like peanut butter and jelly. Break the mold and find a fantastically new combination.
Capricorn
12/22 – 1/19
Don’t be too worried about carrying an umbrella to shield you from the rain. You really won’t pull a “Mary Poppins” and drift away on the breeze.
Aquarius
1/20 – 2/18
When you hear the phrase “stand back,” you should do so. End of story.