Fruit:
Controlling the masses since day one.
— Jens
If all the raindrops
… Were lemon drops and gum drops, oh what a rain that would be.
— Vicky
Attention poker players
Participate in Alpha Phi’s red dress poker tournament from 6:30 to 11 p.m. Saturday at the Eastside Marketplace for an evening of Texas hold ‘em, prizes, food and a cash bar. Proceeds support research and spreading awareness about women’s cardiac care. Tickets are $15. A red dress is not required to participate.
— Britt
Bad news
What I learned from my most recent paper: Whoever is clubbing Hawaiian monk seals to death should really knock it off.
— Dylan
Ballin’
Basketball, basketball, basketball. That’s all that will consume my life for the next week. Did I mention there are a few basketball games?
— Madison
Finally Friday
Time for a whole weekend of homework … or a whole lot of procrastination.
— Rhiannon
Bring your wallet
My daddy is coming to town, my daddy is coming to town. Free food, free food.
— Theo
So it begins
Hell week No. 1 starts today. See you on the other side, Mech-Es.
— Amrah
Words from a senior
Make a sweet resume and don’t lose it. Oh, and make sure you always have access to it — you never know when your adviser is going to bust into your office and say you need to talk to someone about a job. Lesson learned.
— Elizabeth
Don’t look a dead whale …
… in the mouth. Pakistani fishermen reeled in a dead whale shark the size of a school bus Tuesday. It was then sold for 1.7 million Rupees, which is about $18,750. Check out the pictures online if you don’t believe me.
— Elisa
Getting old
Sometimes, most of the time, I wish I could do all the things I used to. I guess when things change, you just have to roll with the punches — or get hit in the face.
— Nick