Apply to the Photo Bureau today.
— Amrah
Gold-digging
Kobe’s ex-wife is getting three mansions out of their divorce? I want to marry Kobe, give me a call.
— Madison
27
Warning, this OTC is completely self-serving. I was reminded Sunday that there are only 27 editions of The Argonaut left this semester, counting this one. I am not excited. I can already feel the little time I have left here slipping away. I’m going to hold on to it as long as possible. I don’t want to grow up.
— Elizabeth
For me
Saying I’ll just finish the chapter always ends up with me finishing the book at 4 o’clock in the morning.
— Rhiannon
Snow bunnies
After spending the weekend at Brundage, I realized a professional snowboarding career is not in my immediate future. But who knew falling 50-plus times could be so fun?
— Britt
Found: Orange Starburst
On the sidewalk outside of the CNR building. Wrapper intact. Owner please contact [email protected].
— Vicky
Weather withdrawals
It’s weird to think three weeks ago I was putting sunscreen on in Los Angeles.
— Theo
Annoying
Don’t you hate it when your boss emails you, then immediately texts and then within five minutes calls?
— Jens
So bright
Does anyone know how big a 15-million-candle power spotlight is? I’d be willing to bet it puts off more light than 15 million actual candles, but I’m just not sure.
— Nick
‘Axemen’
I wasn’t sure if I was watching “Axemen” or if “Jersey Shore” had somehow been put in a timeslot on the History Channel. All I know is that for a group of burly men there is a lot of drama on a logging crew.
— Elisa
Ahem
Gotta work on my Ira Glass this week. No more effeminate radio voice here.
— Dylan – See more at: file:///Volumes/argonaut$/stories/sections/opinion/stories/2012/Jan/24/otc_12412.html#sthash.kXY2QKcJ.dpuf